"...First of all, we want to say that we are definitely NOT pC-haters!
We just want to tell you the TRUE story about the evil mission of a
KGB-agent named Boris-Nikita-Gavralnitski the 3rd (also known as Bill G.)
to take over the world with his mindbending nuclear hamburger-machine..."

                                                 S.H.A.U.G. 1997

Don't take this tooooo seriously, pleeeze... ;)

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