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WELL !! It's here at last, the disk the World has been waiting for.
The Jokin' Around Disk. Choc-a-block with jokes of all descriptions. As you
already know, some of these jokes are rude, crude, vulgar, stupid, gross,
ridiculous, insane, and generally good for a giggle. We take NO responsibility
for any offence taken by reading these jokes. They have been collected from
many sources over a period of about one year and quite a number of them have
been transferred from other operating systems. So, we didn't write them, we
just spent an incredible amount of time collecting, compiling and sorting
them out.
As far as we're concerned, you can do whatever you like with these files,
just be aware that someone else typed the text and although there may not be
a copyright notice with each file, the text is still copyrighted by the
original writer (whoever that may be - copyright usually expires 50 years
after the death of the author). If you want to use the text in any commercial
way, you can simply read a joke, then type it in your own words!! Easy ain't
it!!
All of the text files were obtained from Public Domain or Freely
Distributable Sources and may be freely copied.
Now go for it, forget the mortgage payments, don't worry about tomorrow,
warm up your laughing gear and have a bloody good laugh!!!!
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Contents of docs/misc/jokes1.lha
PERMSSN UID GID PACKED SIZE RATIO METHOD CRC STAMP NAME
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[generic] 23221 23692 98.0% -lh5- db9b Jan 4 1992 c/More
[generic] 538 1304 41.3% -lh5- eaca Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Computer_Definitions.info
[generic] 4951 12677 39.1% -lh5- 90a0 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Definitions
[generic] 537 1304 41.2% -lh5- 1a39 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Minnie_the_Micro.info
[generic] 539 1304 41.3% -lh5- b483 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Polish_Application.info
[generic] 1025 1988 51.6% -lh5- a360 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/ReadMe
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- 42c9 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Welfare_Applications.info
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- da87 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Zodiac_Signs.info
[generic] 462 811 57.0% -lh5- 8b12 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/.info
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- 5902 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Beer.info
[generic] 1903 4777 39.8% -lh5- bc07 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Disclaimers
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- 459a Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Exam_Answers.info
[generic] 534 1304 41.0% -lh5- 6393 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Getting_Old.info
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- 573d Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_5.info
[generic] 1973 4639 42.5% -lh5- 3178 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Minnie_the_Micro
[generic] 3653 8960 40.8% -lh5- da74 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/School_Notes
[generic] 1184 3212 36.9% -lh5- 6dc3 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Science_Fiction_Quiz
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- d0e1 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/About_Telephones.info
[generic] 539 1304 41.3% -lh5- 749a Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Computer_Dictionary.info
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- a146 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Computer_Prayer.info
[generic] 2170 5153 42.1% -lh5- 8c25 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Exam_Answers
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- f55a Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Programming_Definitions.info
[generic] 6982 16791 41.6% -lh5- 5525 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/The_Mens_Room
[generic] 538 1304 41.3% -lh5- 636a Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/USA_1989.info
[generic] 7919 17577 45.1% -lh5- d7e4 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/USA_Calendar
[generic] 1876 4458 42.1% -lh5- 1a9e Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/About_Telephones
[generic] 380 1624 23.4% -lh5- ae82 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Computer_Prayer
[generic] 891 2762 32.3% -lh5- 889c Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Data_Definitions
[generic] 1147 2988 38.4% -lh5- 2084 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Deteriorata
[generic] 21308 56051 38.0% -lh5- b83c Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_1
[generic] 24311 62653 38.8% -lh5- 1c51 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_2
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- 8fd5 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/System_Analyst_Test.info
[generic] 7942 20122 39.5% -lh5- 43c8 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/USA_1989
[generic] 537 1304 41.2% -lh5- 7ec9 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Data_Definitions.info
[generic] 1966 4777 41.2% -lh5- 651b Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Electronic_Sex_1
[generic] 904 2607 34.7% -lh5- 14c1 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Electronic_Sex_2
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- 1b5e Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Electronic_Sex_2.info
[generic] 25268 57682 43.8% -lh5- 7ae7 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_3
[generic] 23569 53214 44.3% -lh5- a471 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_4
[generic] 24543 55497 44.2% -lh5- 3eec Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_5
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- 5962 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/ReadMe.info
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- 7c88 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Deteriorata.info
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- 039b Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Insurance_Quotes.info
[generic] 533 1304 40.9% -lh5- 743c Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_2.info
[generic] 23401 53321 43.9% -lh5- 7bd6 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_6
[generic] 23116 53516 43.2% -lh5- 47ff Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_7
[generic] 1886 4982 37.9% -lh5- 01eb Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/System_Analyst_Test
[generic] 4735 11565 40.9% -lh5- 2770 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/The_Beginning
[generic] 1632 4320 37.8% -lh5- 56a6 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Zodiac_Signs
[generic] 1537 4163 36.9% -lh5- 2464 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/And_He_Said
[generic] 533 1304 40.9% -lh5- 75e6 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Book_Titles.info
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- 835e Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Confuscious_Says.info
[generic] 534 1304 41.0% -lh5- c541 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Employee_Performances.info
[generic] 1580 5271 30.0% -lh5- 7141 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Market_Survey
[generic] 1447 3840 37.7% -lh5- 21a8 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Responses
[generic] 4093 9127 44.8% -lh5- f167 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Things_You_Don't_Hear
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- 35e4 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/USA_Calendar.info
[generic] 533 2086 25.6% -lh5- 7999 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Computer_Definitions
[generic] 2073 5347 38.8% -lh5- 3520 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Insurance_Quotes
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- e1af Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_6.info
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- 406a Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_7.info
[generic] 533 1304 40.9% -lh5- ba83 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Murphy's_Military_Laws.info
[generic] 539 1304 41.3% -lh5- 85cc Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/School_Notes.info
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- edf7 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/The_Mens_Room.info
[generic] 1234 3653 33.8% -lh5- bc9b Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Beer
[generic] 1488 4328 34.4% -lh5- 8915 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Computer_Glossary
[generic] 1269 3826 33.2% -lh5- 87c2 Apr 22 1990 jokes_1/Famous_Sayings
[generic] 537 1304 41.2% -lh5- 0050 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Famous_Sayings.info
[generic] 4323 10133 42.7% -lh5- 22d8 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Getting_Old
[generic] 534 1304 41.0% -lh5- b4d1 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Market_Survey.info
[generic] 539 1304 41.3% -lh5- 3225 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Programmers_Definition.info
[generic] 539 1304 41.3% -lh5- 7106 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Responses.info
[generic] 2045 5259 38.9% -lh5- 44aa Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Book_Titles
[generic] 2248 5938 37.9% -lh5- 3c00 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Confuscious_Says
[generic] 6941 21524 32.2% -lh5- 4655 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Hacking_Test
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- eefa Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_4.info
[generic] 727 2392 30.4% -lh5- 88be Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Polish_Application
[generic] 1770 5358 33.0% -lh5- 2973 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Programmers_Definition
[generic] 804 2454 32.8% -lh5- 00ec Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Religion
[generic] 1041 2886 36.1% -lh5- 962e Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Welfare_Applications
[generic] 1342 3610 37.2% -lh5- eefb Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Computer_Dictionary
[generic] 532 1304 40.8% -lh5- fd6e Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Disclaimers.info
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- 81e9 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_3.info
[generic] 532 1304 40.8% -lh5- 4d21 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Parables.info
[generic] 533 1304 40.9% -lh5- 18ce Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Religion.info
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- b0d7 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Science_Fiction_Quiz.info
[generic] 804 2434 33.0% -lh5- ab08 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Self_Diagnosis
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- a748 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/What_You_Eat.info
[generic] 534 1304 41.0% -lh5- 9cc9 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/And_He_Said.info
[generic] 537 1304 41.2% -lh5- aedc Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Computer_Glossary.info
[generic] 534 1304 41.0% -lh5- 89af Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Electronic_Sex_1.info
[generic] 812 2838 28.6% -lh5- 4c01 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Murphy's_Military_Laws
[generic] 1530 3737 40.9% -lh5- 138c Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Programming_Definitions
[generic] 533 1304 40.9% -lh5- 6f05 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/The_Beginning.info
[generic] 5396 13738 39.3% -lh5- bc13 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/What_You_Eat
[generic] 531 1304 40.7% -lh5- cd65 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Definitions.info
[generic] 789 2800 28.2% -lh5- 1a76 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Employee_Performances
[generic] 8007 17362 46.1% -lh5- d2ea Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Fortune_Cookie_Sayings
[generic] 535 1304 41.0% -lh5- 83f9 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Fortune_Cookie_Sayings.info
[generic] 537 1304 41.2% -lh5- d080 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Lots_of_Jokes_1.info
[generic] 3129 8465 37.0% -lh5- 9b75 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Parables
[generic] 533 1304 40.9% -lh5- ffdd Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Things_You_Don't_Hear.info
[generic] 534 1304 41.0% -lh5- fa1a Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Hacking_Test.info
[generic] 536 1304 41.1% -lh5- 3f21 Aug 23 2002 jokes_1/Self_Diagnosis.info
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Total 104 files 328585 771489 42.6% Dec 17 1994
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