I found a doc in a computer store of a friend of mine,
it was about what the Commodore told shops to say to
fool us...
It may  be interesting!!!
It says some strange things, plus an Irving Gould introduction...
I translated from Italian, typed on my Amiga and then uploaded.
P.S.There could be translating errors, but some things I found
where just so strange as you can read with your eyes!!

 PERMSSN    UID  GID    PACKED    SIZE  RATIO     CRC       STAMP          NAME
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[generic]                  375     575  65.2% -lh1- 2e67 Sep  3  1997 cdtvsell.rea
[generic]                16162   35150  46.0% -lh1- af3e Apr 26  1997 CDTVPromo
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 Total         2 files   16537   35725  46.3%            Sep  4  1997